If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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