Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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