I hate all girls vehemently.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Randomize
