What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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