thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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