no, he came in my armpit
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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