People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
we're making bets on your personal life
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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