I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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