You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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