Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize