Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
