we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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