Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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