so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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