3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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