who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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