VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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