A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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