Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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