So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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