just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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