Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You need a sexual gate keeper
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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