If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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