hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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