I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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