we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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