I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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