As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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