Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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