I want to make a zoo with you.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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