Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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