I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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