beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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