So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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