Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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