it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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