The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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