I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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