Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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