I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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