i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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