shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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