why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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