Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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