what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Is it penis luge time yet?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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