I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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