JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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