so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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