Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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