So drunk, too bad you don't want this
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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