Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I need a beard to bite.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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