You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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