jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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